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Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14691) - you deserved it (1138)

On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

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Maybe cause your beauty was distracting to guests

#4 - On 11/09/2012 at 8:49pm by fuzzbuck1

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It's because you decided to cut your family out of your life by deleting your Facebook because you were too busy studying.

#10 - On 11/09/2012 at 8:55pm by NoorFML

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