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Today, my daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, and his life's dream is to be a professional "beer pong" player. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25301) - you deserved it (2968)

On 11/04/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by PleaseDontBeSerious - Canada

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I dislike people who stereotype others based on their tattoos. Just because someone has a tattoo, doesn't mean their bad. The way this FML was worded, it seemed like the person was not only making judgments on their terrible job choice, but their tattoo. The only FML I see is the boyfriend's poor choice in job interest.

#15 - On 11/04/2012 at 5:52am by bredahl

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Look at the bright side, she's not pregnant......


Yet....

#11 - On 11/04/2012 at 5:25am by Chaylbs_Draco

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