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Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11665) - you deserved it (17604)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by ScaryBears (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Why would you continue with a gift idea when someone is telling you not to?

Granted, you could not have known the bear mauling bit. However, you seem like one of those annoying gift givers that buy things according to what YOU think a person should have.

#3 - On 10/09/2012 at 2:54am by kyleekay

See in context

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I'm guessing OP couldn't bear the thought of not making the Teddy for both of them.

#8 - On 10/09/2012 at 2:56am by nothing92x

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