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Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

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On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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I seriously doubt they knew the bands anyway. Like all the stoners with the Bob Marley shirts.

#3 - On 09/25/2012 at 10:02am by gc327072

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kids these days....

#1 - On 09/25/2012 at 10:01am by fsukid1021

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