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Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15673) - you deserved it (29348)

On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

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i don't think kindergarten teachers should be sleeping at work.....

#1 - On 09/25/2012 at 2:50am by _dont_fml_

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What the heck are you doing falling asleep at work if you are suppose to be teaching kids??

#3 - On 09/25/2012 at 2:51am by RockstarRN

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