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Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML

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On 09/20/2012 at 10:40pm - kids - by tiredeolfatty (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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What a fucking brat.

#1 - On 09/21/2012 at 3:04am by Doortje

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"Rematch".
Then show his shit up.

#5 - On 09/21/2012 at 3:08am by boofgall

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