Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML
I agree, your life sucks (22250) - you deserved it (3884)
On 09/20/2012 at 10:40pm - kids - by tiredeolfatty (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Emily's life also sucksToday, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged…
pussyface96 also deserved itToday, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms…
What a fucking brat.
#1 - On 09/21/2012 at 3:04am by Doortje
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+315 | 24
Then show his shit up.
#5 - On 09/21/2012 at 3:08am by boofgall
+160 | 16
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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