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Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that you're supposed to go around and hump people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15358) - you deserved it (1634)

On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

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My dog thinks every day is Wednesday.

#7 - On 09/20/2012 at 3:22am by zingline89

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How gullible is your son?

#1 - On 09/20/2012 at 3:09am by Yousuck24

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