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Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22172) - you deserved it (2214)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Has your daughter ever taken an IQ test? just curious

#1 - On 09/11/2012 at 5:41am by kvdfan

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She kept scratching even though it hurt that bad and did enough damage to get taken to the hospital? She needs help.

#2 - On 09/11/2012 at 5:41am by kimmi41509

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