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Today, I had to go into the school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22423) - you deserved it (2772)

On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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Mother of god.....the zombies are coming

#1 - On 09/07/2012 at 5:43am by dogpfcorn

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He is lucky no one took him seriously and took a baseball bat to him!

#2 - On 09/07/2012 at 5:45am by nikininja

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