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Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

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On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

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You monster!

#1 - On 09/02/2012 at 10:23am by SarcasticUnicorn

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Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.

#10 - On 09/02/2012 at 10:31am by DocBastard

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