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Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17606) - you deserved it (2398)

On 09/01/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by KidKillah - United States (California)

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Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.

#1 - On 09/01/2012 at 6:43am by Justy101

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The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.

#7 - On 09/01/2012 at 6:58am by TomPusslicker

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