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Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23551) - you deserved it (1963)

On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

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She's six, she'll get over it.

#1 - On 08/18/2012 at 8:41pm by Lucia_Malpense

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Does your boyfriend by chance have a sibling closer to her age? Maybe it would get her on a different course.

#4 - On 08/18/2012 at 8:41pm by iRoc46n2

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