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Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16047) - you deserved it (2866)

On 08/10/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by shira512 (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

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Would his brother happen to be Charlie Sheen?

#3 - On 08/10/2012 at 11:06pm by TBelle4Ever

See in context

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Don't worry, I doubt a seven year old will like the taste of alcohol

#2 - On 08/10/2012 at 11:05pm by THEKAISER

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