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Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15172) - you deserved it (1875)

On 08/08/2012 at 11:29pm - kids - by bellabreeze - United States (Maine)

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You now live in the Jersey Shore, or at least from the inside of the house.

#1 - On 08/09/2012 at 3:26am by Kibaruto

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Maybe he should have to paint the room while you spray paint his room bright pink as a punishment ;)

#8 - On 08/09/2012 at 3:29am by legitkitty

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