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Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6778) - you deserved it (14597)

On 08/04/2012 at 3:14pm - kids - by me - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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I don't think she's gona let you teach her again

#2 - On 08/04/2012 at 5:21pm by pexy

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Dear god, don't worry OP! It was an accident and you both learned from it, don't worry! I'm sure you haven't scarred her! (:

#1 - On 08/04/2012 at 5:20pm by Mikeskinner

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