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Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22392) - you deserved it (2506)

On 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm - kids - by Sh*t (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

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You're a good mom.

#4 - On 07/02/2012 at 8:40pm by FMMFL1992

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The neighbor told her to say that ;)

#1 - On 07/02/2012 at 8:36pm by shmexyme

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