Kids: Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and...

By Sh*t - 02/07/2012 21:17 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

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By ozozl - 07/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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Dump the dump

By lily anne - 30/01/2022 02:00

Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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FMMFL1992 3

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:40

You're a good mom.

shmexyme 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:36

The neighbor told her to say that ;)

Comments

Deannie88 6

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:45

Good thing it wasn't an emergency! That goes to show, you are a great mother

duckiegirl21 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:49

The good news is she's perfectly safe. Maybe you should let her know to call for help like that in real emergencies only. ;)

iMandyx3 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:49

I bet your daughter wrote an FML about this same situation o.e

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 3 July 2012 3:12

A little girl? On FML, a site with sexual content? Please be joking.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:02

I've been here since I was around 11 or 12. Just reading, though. That explains so much, now.

Arrawyn 12

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:54

Call the ambulance! Her shoes are ruined! Why her, why her?! It's a very good thing no one saw you OP, you're a good mom.

hqbrat 8

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:57

If there white shoes it's defenetly a problem

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:58

One must not think that every brown stain is dirt for the same reason why you shouldn't always lick what they think is 'chocolate'.

rooney0710 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 3:00

At least she wasn't dying

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 3 July 2012 3:03

I wonder how she feels about sand after playing at the beach or in a sandy playground

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 July 2012 3:08

At first, your neighbor thought your kid was dirty, but now he knows you're filthy ;). Oh, yeah!

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 3 July 2012 6:48

I just pictured the Kool Aid guy busting through OP's wall as this situation was happening.

Brilliant66star 17

Tuesday 3 July 2012 3:08

Mom's instinct at work here; you didn't carry this child to term & then survive the labour, colic, teething, bedwetting, thumb sucking, fear of the dark, imaginary friends & everything else for nothing.