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Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

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Does your daughter happen to overhear you and your partner's late night escapades, by any chance?

#1 - On 06/21/2012 at 10:09am by The_Thinker

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Well at least her impersonation of "grown-ups" is spot on!

#2 - On 06/21/2012 at 10:11am by supbabes

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