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Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML

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On 06/11/2012 at 7:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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That sucks his parents should have to pay to get your ears checked

#3 - On 06/11/2012 at 10:35am by me234

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Stupid kids...

#1 - On 06/11/2012 at 10:35am by viper64

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