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Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29598) - you deserved it (4286)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

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Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you..
And i'll gladly come with him!

#1 - On 06/04/2012 at 9:48am by Zoranius

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Well, go to the train station and push him into the brick pillar. Make him prove it.

#9 - On 06/04/2012 at 9:52am by NoorFML

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