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By nanall / Monday 4 June 2012 07:19 / United States
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  Zoranius  |  6

They could of have let her do it just for trying to see how dumb we people are and even if that world is true, i know that i'm not a wizard since i didn't get my letter when i became 11. :(

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  AbbyAbyss  |  5

Oh, you wouldn't want to go to Azkaban. It's a sad place. I knew a guy who got the Dementor's Kiss.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

I got a french kiss from a dementor. I could feel the tongue coming out my ass.

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Hogwarts and everything J.K.Rowling wrote about it is fantasy, but the castle they shot the movies in is a real place somewhere in Scotland I believe.

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  HyperRofl  |  0

149 - you've got to run face first into the bear roaming around in the London zoo. Once your face connects with its torso at high speed you will be instantly teleported to pigfarts on mars - where all your magical dreams will come true.

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  jellycorn  |  13

Dear those who did not recieve their Hogwarts acceptance letter, We are regretful to announce that the reason for this does involve the great Hogwarts battle. As you-know-who has changed the acceptance of muggleborn students, young witches and wizards everywhere have not received their letter. If you are one of these, please contact professor Longbottom via owl. If you are of pure blood status and have not received a letter, I regret to inform you that you are a squib. Regards, Professor Mcgonagall, Deputy head Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

By  jizzwold  |  21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  jizzwold  |  21

I forgot that using the mentally disabled in jokes is looked down upon now. I apologi… Actually fuck you all :D

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  shannonreneee  |  11

26, I wonder if you would have the same attitude if you had a child with a mental illness or a loved one with a relative who was sick. Pretty heartless, despite it being a joke.

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  retyi43  |  14

2 - i understand your comment was meant to be funny. what's actually funny is that many people with autism think on a higher level than you, and probably all of them have a better heart

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  IW_RIOT  |  7

Why is everyone getting offended? Like get the fuck over it. I have mentally disabled people in my family, but I don't care because I know it's a joke. People need to stop being so weak minded.

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  IW_RIOT  |  7

Yea I reread that over and was like shit. I meant like I know they have the illness and all and that sucks. What I don't care about is the jokes people make about it in general. Like if you were making fun of that specific person then that's different. I don't care because I know that it's nothing personal and it's a generalization.

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  retyi43  |  14

I actually wasn't offended, despite having a brother with down's syndrome. I just don't make the connection between autism and stupidity, just like when people say "that's gay," I don't understand how that can mean something bad or unfortunate.

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  GingerPanda94  |  6

Jackass! How DARE you compare OP's parents with people diagnosed with autism, you clearly have no idea what the condition is and therefore should NOT make any reference towards it.

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  xcarxcrashx  |  9

75 don't you realize generalizing people with autism as being stupid is a bad thing?! It's not a joke and it's not funny. Like someone else said they are a hell of a lot smarter than most of us, especially you!

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  tygerarmy  |  35

It's real, I meet my friend Mr. Snuffleupagus there for green eggs and ham, which we get at nice little coffee shop on Sesame Street in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

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  Eiregal2  |  10

i read this as "you were being puked" not only did it give me a very messed up mental image but also made me realize how much i do need my glasses lol

By  CooganLee  |  0

Surely they are not being serious. Calm down.

By  bigtaytay  |  13

R-E-T, A-R-D, it's the RETARD family! it's the RETARD family! *clap clap*

By  padlarf  |  14

Interesting argument though, I know the same has been said about the Bible. Without setting of a religious debate, I would like to say that the Harry Potter universe isn't really that more intricate than any other work of fiction I am aware of. So, your brother and your family are probably idiots.

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  GothicAngel17  |  24

*Tolkein and that's not even what his works are called >:|

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

I wasn't trying to site the title, but the author. (Yes, I know Sherlock Holmes was written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle). The point was you knew what I was referring to.

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Unfortunately, a lot of the colleges have adopted "quidditch teams" and they run around chasing a guy dressed in gold with brronsticks between their legs! I would not have believed it if they hadn't shown it on the news!!!

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