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Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML


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On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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I'm sure it was weird for the first few months as the corpse was rotting, but your kid shoud be OK now that he's just down to a skeleton. Skeletons are cooler than teddy bears.

#2 - On 06/01/2012 at 8:06am by perdix

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At least you know he has caring teachers

#1 - On 06/01/2012 at 8:05am by ethanbin

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