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Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (2285)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

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I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha

#6 - On 05/30/2012 at 2:54am by destinee_95

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better use a disposable razor

#1 - On 05/30/2012 at 2:52am by I_Punch_Babies

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