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Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12504) - you deserved it (2443)

On 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Dumb girl, they're sexually transmitted

#2 - On 05/25/2012 at 3:08am by P374RD3D

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I hope stupidity isn't. Or your unborn
grand-babies are screwed.

#5 - On 05/25/2012 at 3:12am by Meowingtons500

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