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Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21421) - you deserved it (2309)

On 05/24/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by td1078 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

#2 - On 05/24/2012 at 12:59pm by SkoomaKi

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Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.

#8 - On 05/24/2012 at 1:02pm by SarahBearrra

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