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Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37082) - you deserved it (2394) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Be like a flower and chuck fire at her

#1 - On 05/05/2012 at 10:08am by gigi96

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Actually, it didn't die. It escaped in time and left another turtle in its place, for it was a ninja. And a mutant. And a teenager.

#7 - On 05/05/2012 at 10:11am by BoW2Me

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