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Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15077) - you deserved it (1413)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Where'd you take her? To the police station, or to the local sex shop where you and me both know those handcuffs came from?...

#1 - On 04/30/2012 at 5:35am by FYLDeep

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Placed handcuffs on her "as a joke"? Good cover!?

#6 - On 04/30/2012 at 5:39am by jideare

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