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Man or woman?

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (4583)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

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Well, it's your job to raise her.

#1 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:39pm by s15c

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Which came first, the rabbit or the egg? ... Yeah that doesn't sound right

#2 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:39pm by malikorslip

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