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Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17795) - you deserved it (3480)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

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Well, it's your job to raise her.

#1 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:39pm by s15c

See in context

+106 | 9

Which came first, the rabbit or the egg? ... Yeah that doesn't sound right

#2 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:39pm by malikorslip

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+95 | 3

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