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Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

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Why do you have to cut it out of all of your diets, instead of just your daughter's? Also, it's possible to bake gluten-free food.

#1 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:38pm by TheInvisibleOne

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Am I the only person who thought of Peeta when it mentioned bakers?

#9 - On 03/30/2012 at 5:49pm by bitch_pleez

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