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Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22773) - you deserved it (6914)

On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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This means that it will forever look just like the day he brought it home. Never tarnished with ashes. In a few months he will be bragging to his friends about it.

#2 - On 03/21/2012 at 1:46pm by jwebster

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To which I hope you said, "Thank you very much, it's lovely." And then used it for a candy dish. Don't break the little buggers heart because you finally gave up a bad habit.

#4 - On 03/21/2012 at 1:46pm by loserman67

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