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Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58987) - you deserved it (5876) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Whisper back: "and I wanted a boy, but that didn't happen either."

#7 - On 12/03/2011 at 1:41pm by eminemop

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is she getting one?

#3 - On 12/03/2011 at 1:40pm by doonerz

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