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Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (3036)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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and people wonder why child abuse exists...

#5 - On 12/01/2011 at 2:40am by jaismiles123987

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Arent kids just the best?

#2 - On 12/01/2011 at 2:37am by ninjuh_wingman

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