Injury, Violence and Kids: Angry little kid - FML

Angry little kid

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

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jaismiles123987 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:40

and people wonder why child abuse exists...

ninjuh_wingman 29

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:37

Arent kids just the best?

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terrask 11

Thursday 1 December 2011 12:49

Why do I feel libraries will soon need a class III permit to sell pencils...

ghembob 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 13:03

And cue the IEP referral for ED.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 13:24

That's scary, I have a feeling that kid is going to be dealing with much bigger problems down the road....

texas_redneck88 10

Thursday 1 December 2011 13:49

Little ****** will be spendin' some time in juvy

pepz_fml 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 13:49

that'll learn ya 4 bein a gramma natzi

bigman312 3

Thursday 1 December 2011 13:52

Someone's not getting their nap time

unknownfork 12

Friday 2 December 2011 4:05

7 year olds don't have nap times...

texas_redneck88 10

Thursday 1 December 2011 13:58

Marisadc79- there'll be more than just the kid gettin' sent to the office and the parents comin in for a conference, she'll be goin' to juvy for assault against a public servant

chrissygurl4523 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 14:13

Wow so this is what we are teaching our children? Stabbing is ok. Sorry about your face

effedml 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 14:22

It was the way you said it, OP.

icic6772 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 14:44

Bastards!! A classic maneuver!

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