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Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31546) - you deserved it (2811)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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He'll regret saying that when you succeed ten years later.

#3 - On 11/02/2011 at 2:06pm by yamatelle

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A retard in a healthy body, thats what all parents want!

#4 - On 11/02/2011 at 2:06pm by Fruit_Dealer

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