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Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)

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Ohhh she's going to fuck you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how fucking dare you?

#1 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:37am by Doortje

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He's a kid, kids are stupid. Cross your fingers and hope he forgets it over night.
Otherwise, you're fucked. Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck.

#2 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:38am by Showmehowtolive

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