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Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26032) - you deserved it (3385)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

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Well shit, go chill with them cool parents.

#1 - On 09/25/2011 at 3:19am by tigerlilypop

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And she's only five? Imagine the teenage years.

#9 - On 09/25/2011 at 3:22am by xlorawrz

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