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Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18900) - you deserved it (1906)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

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Not a real down to Earth person I see.

#6 - On 09/16/2011 at 12:45pm by Freeze

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Generations are getting dumber and dumber, FAIL

#7 - On 09/16/2011 at 12:45pm by BIGBOY4rmAHM

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