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Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Ugh. Some people these days

#1 - On 08/31/2011 at 6:01pm by LolliDolly

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What have the world come to.. Such a idiotic mother, she shod be bloody grateful you saved her child!! Sorry op, you did not deserve that..

#2 - On 08/31/2011 at 6:01pm by cmyk

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