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Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (11434)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Oh, shit balls.

#2 - On 07/28/2011 at 6:01am by MCVelvet1497

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LMFAO it might be me my new one too!!:P

#3 - On 07/28/2011 at 6:01am by fricknugget

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