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Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18639) - you deserved it (12408)

On 07/23/2011 at 10:18am - kids - by lauramarie (woman) - Canada

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merry Christmas!!!

#2 - On 07/23/2011 at 1:53pm by wolfsheart

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Start demanding some Christmas gifts!

#7 - On 07/23/2011 at 1:57pm by wisericky

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