Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
by Harry / 07/20/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Kids
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Name the baby after him. Then it's all good.
#1 - On 07/20/2011 at 10:05am by Fx13mz
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this is when you tell him she's having triplets
#12 - On 07/20/2011 at 10:09am by coltsrock37
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