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Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50040) - you deserved it (9879)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

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