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Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

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that's so cute! haha awww :)

#2 - On 07/17/2011 at 9:59am by Niicky

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