By douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML
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srgsk9 9

Like she knows that's a sexual reference.

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beeship321 5

I think she meant it in a way spelt Hornie

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missL1z 5

The dinosaur probably has horns. I don't see why not, just your perverted mind!

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RainbowzSkittlez 6

lol she chose a great name.

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im_awsome 2

she probably thought I was a horse, that's why she named it horny. if that's what she wants it to be named let it be, its her dinosaur!

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ryno101 3

how do you get horse from horny...more likely to have been a dinosaur with horns...

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jamie72596 9

Haha, maybe she thought it was a Unicorn? :)

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Ferretface 13

How do you get "Horny" from Unicorn? Then it would be Corny.

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Iwashere12345 0

well dinosaurs have horns, thinking about the actual word horny is just your dirty mind again

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perdix 29

YDI for shopping at the adult toy store and buying her a Penisaurus Cox!

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