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Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35042) - you deserved it (4843)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

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Go reanimate Bruce Lee, he is her only hope.

#9 - On 07/01/2011 at 5:28pm by OrgasmicBunnies

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That's some scary shit. I suggest you take her as far away from town as possible. But then again, Chuck Norris can always find you....

#8 - On 07/01/2011 at 5:27pm by LNK112

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