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Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm - kids - by Username - United States (Louisiana)

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video tape you taking care of the kid and claim the money

#2 - On 06/24/2011 at 7:48pm by Cairo_Sanchez

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drop the kid off at the police station. ur roommate won't do that again.

#18 - On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm by TalkinSmack

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