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Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML


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On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

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#5 - On 05/06/2011 at 7:02pm by PrickHead

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hahaha that is kinda a good prank if you think about it and hey at least OPs daughter is learning an other language lol

#11 - On 05/06/2011 at 7:07pm by Hotlanta

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