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Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13573) - you deserved it (42789)

On 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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Toddlers can't unlock the doors?

#1 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:18pm by MysticMint

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Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.

#2 - On 04/09/2011 at 6:18pm by Lorysa

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