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Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13580) - you deserved it (22976)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by Cuzles (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm not sure about this, but can a two year old even reach the doorknob on the door? And if it could, why not got those things that you have to squeeze in order to turn the doorknob? (I'm not sure what they are, I just saw them at my uncle's house. They're safety doorknob something?)

#1 - On 03/23/2011 at 4:56pm by brianjman14

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plans that seem good at the time...them end up being horrible XD

#2 - On 03/23/2011 at 4:56pm by firegirl1993

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