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Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Aww, how cute!(:

#4 - On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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kids are so perceptive these days...

#2 - On 03/19/2011 at 5:34pm by mmmskittles

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